Differences Between You And Your Boss
- When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
- When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
- When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
- When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
- When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.When your boss does it, he's being firm.
- When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
- When you please your boss, you're ass-kissing.When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
- When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
- When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
- When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.